Wednesday 9 April 2008

Yes! No.

Stop for a little while to take a breath. Add in a memo to yourself that right now time can go fuck itself. It is absolutely irrelevant and immaterial. It can go mind its own business, and so can every single chore, duty or other damn thing. Just for a little while... Just long enough to enjoy it. There should be moments like that every day. It's another slightly annoying cliché, but to me it does not cease to be relevant. Besides, so many thoughts have been conceived and so many ideas have been fostered that clichés are almost unavoidable, and some of them can justify their existence.

Okay, that's enough pseudo-philosophical bullshit for now. Let's discuss other things, like keeping our obsessive-compulsive disorders fresh and active and our prejudices fired up and ready, our minds as stressful as possible and using sandpaper to wipe our arses. And only buy food that has almost reached the point where it starts rotting. Let's keep our electronical items turned on at all times and leave the car on to contribute to global warming. Let's assume that every person has the sole intent of fucking us over and exploiting us, and let's proceed to do it to them before they do it to us. Let's get annoyed at people for no reason or emotionally involved with them after which we opt to cut all contact and send SMS's containing a multitude of ill-disguised insults and/or completely false compliments. Let's wear ourselves out utterly before we go to bed and then ignore all important appointments and promises the next day.
And feel great about it.

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